🚨 Stay Ahead in the Virtue Game! 🚨
Never miss another “important” trend to signal your individual or corporate morality!
The world moves fast, and staying performatively relevant is harder than ever. Brands that fail to virtue signal properly risk being called out, ignored or even cancelled 🫢
That’s why we created VirtueSignal.me: a cutting-edge Virtue Signaling as a Service (VSaaS) platform that ensures you always know exactly what to pretend to care about.
- ✅ Real-time alerts on the hottest social and political trends
- ✅ Pre-written virtue signal posts for maximum engagement
- ✅ A customizable outrage schedule tailored to your brand
- ✅ Access to WokeGPT™*, an AI trained to generate the perfect virtue signal tweets
💰 Pricing Plans
🥉 Basic Tier – Casual Clout Chaser
Weekly trend updates, basic virtue signal templates, and entry-level moral high ground.
🥈 Pro Tier – Corporate Crusader
Daily trend reports, AI-generated outrage posts, and “Token Activist” certification badge.
🥇 Elite Tier – Ultimate Woke Warrior
Hourly updates, auto-posting to social media, and premium access to The Woke Vault™.